急求一英语上课前的English talk show 不要多长，简短点 有笑点的，最好有翻译的 谢谢了

【背景：他们都是乞丐。】
W: Hello.
Y: Hello.
W:
Would you like to live in the city or in the Suburb?
Y:
I like to live in the city.
W:
What are the advantages of living in the city ?
Y:
Oh ,Yes. You know, life in the city is easier and more convenient, In the city,
there are more schools, more hospitals, more shops and more changes for each of
us to get a good job. So the living standards are higher. Most important of all，
I Can beg a lot of money。(笑点)
What do you think about it ?
W:
Yes, In the suburb, the air is fresh and there is a lot more space for us . There are not
as many people in the suburb , and there are a lot more fresh vegetables and fruits ,
But in the city , there is more loud noise around us , and there is more people there.
Frequently we have to wait for a long time to do something , for example, shopping ,
going to the hospitals , even going to the toilets ，and so on .

Y:
Well ,there are few changes for the young people to get a better job , and it isn’t convenient to life , for example , going to schools , going to see a film……

W:
Oh , I think you have your own opinions , and I don’t think I can convince you .
Y:
Yes ,Neither can I.