大学英语话剧

《May Dream Won't Come Ture》
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（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）
Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。“襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序”。
（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）
A：Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.
B:(看看手表)25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.
A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't(指那堆挤来挤去的人)like this!
B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?
A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~
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(A的办公室内)
Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……
(A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进)
秘书：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.
(秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进)
A:Morning.Please sit down.
音：(拿着几张CD)That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.
A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停顿片刻)The next one!(体育老师上)
A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?
体：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?
A:Er...Baskerball is Okay.
体：Good!Boys,come on!(演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐)
体：Are you satisfied?
A:Em...just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.
体：Ok.Have a good week!(体育老师下，秘书和服务员上)
秘：A,It's time to have lunch.(退到一旁)
服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?
A:Mmm...Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.
服：Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ，A翻看杂志)
秘：(整理完毕，打开文件夹)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.
A:Really?That's great.(饭菜送上)That's tips.
服：Thank you very much.(退场)
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Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！
(A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团)
(数分钟后)
A：(伸个懒腰)So great that my computer's homework has finished.
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Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——
面试官：(很礼貌地请A离开)I'm so sorry!
(A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话“Narrator:I'm so sorry……")
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(听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡)
Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了……
老师：(很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!!
A:(换个睡觉姿势)En...Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.(抓起试卷递上去)
老师：(看到空白的试卷，摇摇头)I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!
(下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A)
B：Hey!(看表)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!
A:(刚刚清醒)Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!(欢呼)It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?
B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?
A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(欢快语气).
B:So you won't sleep in the class?
A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!
B:Well,let's go!
Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?(音乐起)
~The End~