要一篇两分钟的英语六人对话小品

真不好意思，6人的的确很麻烦，给你一篇搞笑的，希望你能理解：
Fang: （出场） My name is Fang Fang. I am a student of Sanya No.1 Middle School.
Granny: 芳芳，芳芳。
Fang: Oh, my granny is calling me. Do you know my granny? Everyone in our neighborhood calls her "Modern Granny". She is learning English. She wants to learn English well. She wants to show foreigners the beautiful scenery of our city and tell them the interesting stories about the Li people.
Granny: （奶奶上。练读旅游英语300句 ） How do you do(好赌有赌) ? How do you do(好赌有赌)? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me， too. I can't speak Chinese（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can（砍） you（油）speak English(英国历史)? Yes, a little（啊里头）. What can I do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? 这不，中国 加入了WTO，2008年又要举办奥运会，人人都在学英语，我也要学English….. 芳芳，芳芳！
Fang: 来了，奶奶。
Granny: 我的乖孙女， 你再听奶奶读一遍，看看还有拦携纯什么地方读得不好。（读旅游 英语300句）How do you do (好赌有赌)? How do you do（好赌有赌）? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me，too. I can't speak Chinese.（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can you speak English(砍油死屁英国历史)? Yes（爷死）, a little（啊里头）.What can I do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? （她边读边摇头晃脑，很自豪的样子）
Fang: 奶奶，什么“好赌有赌”，是“How do you do? ”。不是“英国历史”，是"English"。 是" Chinese"，不是隐吵“踩你死”。跟我读。How do you do?(奶奶跟读) 不行，How do you do?（奶奶跟读） 好，再读 一 遍，（奶奶读）好,很 好.I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English?（奶奶跟简咐读）再来，I can't speak Chinese.(奶奶跟读) 好的，再来。（奶奶读）Can you speak English?(奶奶跟读) 好，再练一下。
Granny: （练读两遍）好了，好了，不错了。（突然看见外宾路过）太好了！ 来了个老外！（站起，上前）Hello, (学外国人动作，伸开双手 ) How do you do? What can I do for you?
Foreigner: How do you do? I want to go to the bank. Where is the nearest one 答案补充 从文章中提炼