给我一篇两人英语对话的幽默笑话

.两个人对话的英语笑话篇1

　　A Woman's Answer

　　女人的回答

　　A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

　　一位丈夫对妻子说：“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”

　　"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

　　“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。”

　　两个人对话的英语笑话篇2

　　妻子的祈求

　　Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

　　两位男士正在休息室淡论着。一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。”

　　"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

　　“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

　　"She told me to come out from under the bed."

　　“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”