【200分汉译英】生活感悟—做女人真难啊！！

做女人真难啊！
It's hard being a woman!

女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧，太惹眼，不漂亮吧，拿不出手；学问高了，没人敢娶，学问低了，没人想要；活泼点吧，说你招蜂引蝶，矜持点吧，说你装腔作势；会打扮，说你是妖精，不会打扮，说你没女人味；

Life of a woman is very difficult; If she is beautiful, she is considered conspicuous. If she is not beautiful, she is not presentable. If she is too educated, one will be afraid to marry her. If she is not educated enough, on one will want to marry her. If she is extroverted, she is bewitching. If she acts with contraint, people will say she is just pretending. If she knows how to dress herself, people will say she is a witch. If she doesn't know how to dress herself, people will say she is not womanly enough

自已挣钱吧，男人望而却步，靠男人养吧，说你傍大款；生孩子，怕被老板炒鱿鱼，不生孩子，怕被老公炒鱿鱼。胖了，怕别人骂成“胖婆”；瘦了，又不性感。高了，怕自己找男友的范围直线缩小；矮了，怕自己买衣服总要花两块钱去改裤脚。长的漂亮，怕红颜命薄；长的不漂亮，又怕整容术价格太高。

If she supports herself, man will be intiminated. If she depends on the man, people will say she's only pretending to be generious. If she bore a child, she is afraid to be fire by the boss. If she doesn't bore a child, she is afraid to be fire by the husband. If she is a little fat, others will call her "fat woman". If she is skinny, she is not sexy enough. If she is tall, she's afraid that her potiential boyfriend range will become smaller. If she is short, she's afraid that everytime she buys clothes she will have to spend two extra dollars/yuan to tailor the pants. If she is beautiful, she's afraid of the old verse "beauty died young". If she is not beautiful, she's afraid that the rate for plastic surgery is too high.

可爱型的，怕自己永远长不大，没有成熟女人的风韵；风韵型的，怕自己老的太快，每天报着天线宝宝装可爱。会做家务的，怕别人觉得自己不够清高，仿佛天生就是一个保姆；不会做家务的，怕男友夸赞谁谁女朋友的菜烧得很好吃。

If she is the cute type, she's afraid she will never grow up and will never have the poise of mature woman. If she is the sexy type, she's afraid she grows old too quickly and she will hug the Teletubby all day pretending to be cute. If she knows how to do house chores, she's afraid that she is not classy enough and thinks that she is a natural maid. If she doesn't know how to do house chores, she's afraid that her boyfriend will complement how other people's girlfriends can cook very well.

喜欢上网的，怕别人觉得自己生活太空虚，一定没人追求，无聊之极；不喜欢上网的，怕别人说自己老土，而且出去吃饭讲不出几个笑话。有男朋友，怕万一遇到一个更好的怎么办；没有男朋友，担心是不是嫁不出去。找了有钱的男朋友，怕别人说自己贪图钱财、傍大款；找了没钱的男朋友，又怕自己受委屈。

If she loves to go online, she's afraid that others will think her real life is too boring, no one is attractive to her, and that she is boring. If she doesn't like to go online, she's afraid that others will say that she is behind and she can't make a joke when she goes out. If she has a boyfriend, she doesn't know what to do if she meets someone better. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she's afraid that she will never get marry. If she finds a rich boyfriend, she's afraid that others will thinking she only cares about money. If she finds a poor boyfriend, she's afraid that he will not be good enough for her.

总之，做女人真难！！祝女士们三八节快乐!
So the conclusion is, being a woman is hard! Happy 3-8 Woman's holiday to all ladies!!

1.做女人真难啊！
Be the woman true difficult!

2.女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧，太惹眼，不漂亮吧，拿不出手；学问高了，没人敢娶，学问低了，没人想要；活泼点吧，说你招蜂引蝶，矜持点吧，说你装腔作势；会打扮，说你是妖精，不会打扮，说你没女人味；

Life of a woman is very difficult; If she is beautiful, she is considered conspicuous. If she is not beautiful, she is not presentable. If she is too educated, one will be afraid to marry her. If she is not educated enough, on one will want to marry her. If she is extroverted, she is bewitching. If she acts with contraint, people will say she is just pretending. If she knows how to dress herself, people will say she is a witch. If she doesn't know how to dress herself, people will say she is not womanly enough

3.自已挣钱吧，男人望而却步，靠男人养吧，说你傍大款；生孩子，怕被老板炒鱿鱼，不生孩子，怕被老公炒鱿鱼。胖了，怕别人骂成“胖婆”；瘦了，又不性感。高了，怕自己找男友的范围直线缩小；矮了，怕自己买衣服总要花两块钱去改裤脚。长的漂亮，怕红颜命薄；长的不漂亮，又怕整容术价格太高。

If she supports herself, man will be intiminated. If she depends on the man, people will say she's only pretending to be generious. If she bore a child, she is afraid to be fire by the boss. If she doesn't bore a child, she is afraid to be fire by the husband. If she is a little fat, others will call her "fat woman". If she is skinny, she is not sexy enough. If she is tall, she's afraid that her potiential boyfriend range will become smaller. If she is short, she's afraid that everytime she buys clothes she will have to spend two extra dollars/yuan to tailor the pants. If she is beautiful, she's afraid of the old verse "beauty died young". If she is not beautiful, she's afraid that the rate for plastic surgery is too high.

4.可爱型的，怕自己永远长不大，没有成熟女人的风韵；风韵型的，怕自己老的太快，每天报着天线宝宝装可爱。会做家务的，怕别人觉得自己不够清高，仿佛天生就是一个保姆；不会做家务的，怕男友夸赞谁谁女朋友的菜烧得很好吃。

If she is the cute type, she's afraid she will never grow up and will never have the poise of mature woman. If she is the sexy type, she's afraid she grows old too quickly and she will hug the Teletubby all day pretending to be cute. If she knows how to do house chores, she's afraid that she is not classy enough and thinks that she is a natural maid. If she doesn't know how to do house chores, she's afraid that her boyfriend will complement how other people's girlfriends can cook very well.

5.喜欢上网的，怕别人觉得自己生活太空虚，一定没人追求，无聊之极；不喜欢上网的，怕别人说自己老土，而且出去吃饭讲不出几个笑话。有男朋友，怕万一遇到一个更好的怎么办；没有男朋友，担心是不是嫁不出去。找了有钱的男朋友，怕别人说自己贪图钱财、傍大款；找了没钱的男朋友，又怕自己受委屈。

If she loves to go online, she's afraid that others will think her real life is too boring, no one is attractive to her, and that she is boring. If she doesn't like to go online, she's afraid that others will say that she is behind and she can't make a joke when she goes out. If she has a boyfriend, she doesn't know what to do if she meets someone better. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she's afraid that she will never get marry. If she finds a rich boyfriend, she's afraid that others will thinking she only cares about money. If she finds a poor boyfriend, she's afraid that he will not be good enough for her.

6.总之，做女人真难！！祝女士们三八节快乐!
So the conclusion is, being a woman is hard! Happy 3-8 Woman's holiday to all ladies!!

Is the woman to be really difficult!

Woman this whole life very difficult: Attractive spot, too conspicuous, unattractive, takes does not get rid of; The knowledge has been high, nobody dares to marry, the knowledge has lowered, nobody wish; The lively spot, said you incur the bee to direct the butterfly, acts with constraint, said you put on airs; Can dress up, said you are the spirit, cannot dress up, said you do not have the feminine qualities;
Lovable, feared oneself forever is long is not big, does not have the mature woman's graceful bearing; The graceful bearing, feared oneself old too quick, each divine retribution antenna baby is installing lovably.Can do the housework, feared others thought oneself insufficiently aloof from worldly affairs, as if inborn is a nursemaid; Cannot do the housework, feared who the boyfriend does praise who girlfriend the vegetable to burn very much delicious.
Likes accessing the net, feared others thought oneself lives too void, certain nobody pursue, bored side; Does not like accessing the net, feared others said oneself bumpkin, moreover exits to eat meal cannot mention several jokes.Has the boyfriend, feared how meets one well to manage accidentally; Without the boyfriend, worried cannot marry.Has looked for the rich boyfriend, feared others said oneself seeks after the wealth, approaches the rich person; Has looked for not the money boyfriend, also feared oneself is wronged.
In brief, is the woman to be really difficult!! Wishes ladies the March Eighth to be joyful!

From has made money, the man shrinks back at the sight, depends on the man to raise, said you approach the rich person; Has a child, feared is fired an employee by boss, does not have a child, feared is fired an employee by the husband.

Really BE the woman difficult!

Woman's whole life is pretty difficult:A little bit beautiful, ask for the eye too, not beautiful, take and don't make moves;The knowledge is high, the nobody dares to marry, the knowledge is low, the nobody want;The alacrity order, saying that you recruit the 蜂 to lead the 蝶 , acting with dignity to order, say that you assume air of importance;Will dress up, say that you are a demon, will not dress up, say that you have no woman's flavor;

From have already earn money, the man shrink at the sight of it, ising keep by man, say your longside big style;Give birth to the child, fear to be fry by the boss squid, don't living the child, fear to be fry by the husband squid.Fat, fear the other people to scold" fat old woman";Lose, again not sexy.High, the scope that fears the oneself to seek the male friend contracts straightly;Short, fear the oneself to buy the clothes total to spend two dollars to change the bottom of trouser-leg.Grow beautiful, fear the beauty unlucky in life;Grow not beautiful, and then the afraid facial plastic surgery 术 price is too high.

Lovely type of, fear that the oneself grows forever not greatly, has no mature chemisette charm;The charm type of, the afraid oneself is old too quick, report the antenna baby to pack the amiability everyday.Will do the household chores, fear that the other people feel that the oneself is not enough is self-contained, imitating the 佛 is a babysitter naturally;Will not do the household chores, the afraid male friend 夸 is great who who the vegetables of the girl friend burn very delicious.

Like to get to the Internet of, fear the other people to feel that the oneself live the space is falsely, the certain nobody pursue, very what stuff it;Do not like to get to the Internet of, fear the other people to say the old soil of oneself, and go out to have a meal to could not speak a few jokes.Have the boyfriend, fear in case that meet a better how to do;Have no boyfriend, worry is unmarriageable.Sought the rich boyfriend, fear that the other people say that the oneself craves for the money, alongside big style;Sought to have no the boyfriend of money, and then the afraid oneself suffers the injustice.

In fine, really BE the woman difficult!!Wish 38 section happinesses of the ladies!

Do women really difficult ah! Tingnan woman in this life : a beautiful point it is too likely, it is not pretty, Nabuchushou; Higher learning, Nobody dares take married, low-knowledge, Nobody wants; lively all time that you Qiaofengyindie, dignified point bar, you posturing; will be dressed that you genie is not dressed up, said you do not have the feminine; earn their own right, men are deterred by the men support it, you lean on moneybags; children, Afraid boss fired, not children, for fear her husband fired. Fat, fear of others accused of being "fat woman"; Skinny, not sexy. High, for fear that their boyfriend to narrow the scope of linear; Dwarf, afraid they buy clothes total spend two money diverted bottom of trouser leg. Pretty long, fear of sirens Impressions; Not pretty long, but fearing facelift for the price is too high. Lovely type, afraid that they will never Glass Ceiling, no mature women Charm; Charm-the fear of their old too fast, daily newspaper loaded with cute babies antenna. Do housework, for fear that other people feel that not enough thought, as if nature is a nanny. Not doing chores, afraid of her boyfriend praise deciding girlfriend catches good to eat vegetables. Like the Internet, for fear that other people feel that their lives are too empty, no one will pursue an extremely boring; Not like the Internet, others fear that their behavior, but going out for dinner, lost for a few jokes. Have a boyfriend, afraid that he might encounter one of how do better; No boyfriend, is not worried that no one would marry us. Find a rich boyfriend, afraid of other people that the temptation of money, hanged out with the rich; Find the money to the boyfriend, fearing their grievances. In short, do women really difficult! !

2楼翻译的真是牛逼标题是DO WOMAN。。。。

Tingnan woman in this life
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