急求一篇英语小笑话。。。越简单越好

2025-01-05 14:10:46

推荐回答（5个）

回答（1）：

这是我在一本书上看到的，一百分之一百的正确率，上面的是中文翻译
现在几点了
两个男孩在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另
外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”“那就会知道时间吗？”“只
管唱吧”第一个坚持道。两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居
打开窗户喊道：“小声点！你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗？”

What Time is it Now？
The two boys camping in the backyard.When they couldn't figure out
what time it was，the first boy said to the second，“Start singing very loud.”"How will that help?" said the second boy. "Just do it."insisted the first. Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs.Monments later, a neighbour threw open her window and shouted."Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

回答（2）：

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”

回答（3）：

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

回答（4）：

用英语描述一下两个车碰撞的过程 .... one car come ,one car go , thar are " peng peng " one are dead !!!

回答（5）：

"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
"No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one."

呵呵。。。

最新问答

章子怡和汪峰携手相爱了这么多年，他们之间是真的遇到了爱情吗？

摩托车驾驶证和汽车驾驶证合并后会相互影响吗？

常温纯牛奶和低温纯牛奶哪个营养更好????

电脑windows7副本不是正版怎么解决

荣耀7售后换电池需要多少钱？

点开始菜单中得关闭计算机就出现假死状态打不开关机、重启、待机那个菜单鼠标光标变成一个沙漏可以动

健康码是家人的怎么改成自己的？

湖南公务员笔试面试体检都过了，政审没有学位证怎么办？

简述我国高等教育的优势与弊端？

影响企业营销活动的经济环境因素有哪些